The Village Times


Dan Senor Campbell Brown







Married: April 2006

Groom: Spokesman, Coalition Provisional Authority in Iraq; Fox News, Wall Street Journal contributor; fellow, Council on Foreign Relations.

Bride: Reporter, anchor, host, NBC News, CNN.


It has come to our attention that some in the Village greeted the news of Dan and Campbell's betrothal with what can charitably be described as “subdued enthusiasm.” While we understand that the presence of, um, “committed” neocons like Dan makes some of you uncomfortable, we suggest that there is much to learn from them. After all, they've been wrong about everything, and they're still here!